var quotes = new Array("\"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.\" -Lord Acton",
"\"That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.\" -Douglas Adams",
"\"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.\" -Franklin P. Adams",
"\"What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\" -Frank Adams",
"\"A teacher affects eternity\, he can never tell\, where his influence stops.\" -Henry B. Adams",
"\"No man means all he says\, and yet very few say all they mean\, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.\" -Henry B. Adams",
"\"Chaos often breeds life\, when order breeds habit.\" -Henry B Adams",
"\"Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.\" -Mike Adams",
"\"It is easier to fight for one\'s principles than to live up to them.\" -Alfred Adler",
"\"Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.\" -Stella Adler",
"\"Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.\" -Aesop",
"\"He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.\" -Aesop",
"\"We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.\" -Aesop",
"\"I cannot afford to waste my time making money.\" -Jean Louis Agassiz",
"\"Even God cannot change the past.\" -Agathon",
"\"I had always loved beautiful and artistic things\, though before leaving America I had had a very little chance of seeing any.\" -Emma Albani",
"\"When I investigate and when I discover that the forces of the heavens and the planets are within ourselves\, then truly I seem to be living among the gods.\" -Leon Battista Alberti",
"\"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.\" -Mohammed Ali",
"\"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.\" -Woody Allen",
"\"It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die. I just don\'t want to be there when it happens.\" -Woody Allen",
"\"Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.\" -Woody Allen",
"\"I do not believe in an afterlife\, although I am bringing a change of underwear.\" -Woody Allen",
"\"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness\, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.\" -Woody Allen",
"\"I don\'t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.\" -Woody Allen",
"\"To you I\'m an atheist\; to God\, I\'m the Loyal Opposition.\" -Woody Allen",
"\"I\'d call him a sadistic\, hippophilic necrophile\, but that would be beating a dead horse.\" -Woody Allen",
"\"Even a fool knows you can\'t touch the stars\, but it doesn\'t stop a wise man from trying.\" -Harry Anderson \(Night Court\)",
"\"Of all the varieties of virtues\, liberalism is the most beloved.\" -Aristotle",
"\"Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.\" -Aristotle",
"\"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.\" -Aristotle",
"\"Wit is educated insolence.\" -Aristotle",
"\"The gods too are fond of a joke.\" -Aristotle",
"\"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.\" -Aristotle",
"\"That\'s one small step for man\, one giant leap for mankind.\" -Neil Armstrong",
"\"What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.\" -Raymond Aron \(The Opium of the Intellectuals\)",
"\"I don\'t believe in an afterlife\, so I don\'t have to spend my whole life fearing hell\, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell\, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.\" -Isaac Asimov",
"\"If knowledge can create problems\, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.\" -Isaac Asimov",
"\"The most exciting phrase to hear in science\, the one that heralds new discoveries\, is not \'Eureka!\' \(I\'ve found it!\)\, but \"That\'s funny... .\" -Isaac Asimov",
"\"You will be able to appreciate the influence of such an Engine on the future progress of science. I live in a country which is incapable of estimating it.\" -Charles Babbage",
"\"There\'s nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.\" -Johann Sebastian Bach",
"\"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished\: if you\'re alive\, it isn\'t.\" -Richard Bach",
"\"Silence is the virtue of fools.\" -Francis Bacon",
"\"Hope is a good breakfast\, but it is a bad supper.\" -Francis Bacon",
"\"It is good to be without vices\, but it is not good to be without temptations.\" -Walter Bagehot \(Biographical Studies\)",
"\"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. \"-Walter Bagehot",
"\"The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer\, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work\, and that writing didn\'t require any.\" -Russell Baker",
"\"The future is like heaven\, everyone exalts it\, but no one wants to go there now.\" -James Baldwin",
"\"Behind every great fortune there is a crime.\" -Honoré de Balzac",
"\"Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.\" -Tallulah Bankhead",
"\"It\'s the good girls who keep diaries\; the bad girls never have the time.\" -Tallulah Bankhead",
"\"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.\" -Barbarella",
"\"A life without cause is a life without effect.\" -Barbarella",
"\"No one should drive a hard bargain with an artist.\" -Ludwig van Beethoven",
"\"Friends applaud\, the Comedy is over.\" -Ludwig von Beethoven\'s last words",
"\"The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat\, something to drink and somebody to love you.\" -Brandan Behan",
"\"When one door closes another door opens\; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door\, that we do not see the ones which open for us.\" -Alexander Graham Bell",
"\"Happiness is good health and a bad memory.\" -Ingrid Bergman",
"\"Time is a great teacher\, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.\" -Hector Berlioz",
"\"You can observe a lot by just watching.\" -Yogi Berra",
"\"Half this game is ninety percent mental.\" -Yogi Berra",
"\"Always go to other people\'s funerals\, otherwise they won\'t come to yours.\" -Yogi Berra",
"\"It\'s not over until it\'s over.\" -Yogi Berra",
"\"We have deep depth.\" -Yogi Berra",
"\"We made too many wrong mistakes.\" -Yogi Berra",
"\"You got to be careful if you don\'t know where you\'re going\, because you might not get there.\" -Yogi Berra",
"\"Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.\" -Josh Billings",
"\"Genius ain\'t anything more than elegant common sense.\" -Josh Billings",
"\"The purpose of the present course is the deepening and development of difficulties underlying contemporary theory...\" -A. A. Blasov",
"\"The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.\" -Robert Bloch",
"\"The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.\" -Milo Bloom",
"\"Experience is the mother of science.\" -Henry George Bohm",
"\"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made\, in a narrow field.\" -Niels Bohr",
"\"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.\" -Niels Bohr",
"\"We all agree that your theory is crazy\, but is it crazy enough?\" -Niels Bohr",
"\"Prediction is very difficult\, especially about the future.\" -Niels Bohr",
"\"The dreadful burden of having nothing to do.\" -Nicolas Boileau",
"\"If you think education is expensive\, try ignorance.\" -Derek Bok",
"\"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed\, most experts agree\, is by accident. That\'s where we come in\; we\'re computer professionals. We cause accidents.\" -Nathaniel Borenstein",
"\"By doing just a little every day\, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.\" -Ashleigh Brilliant",
"\"A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her.\" -David Brinkley",
"\"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.\" -Mel Brooks",
"\"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.\" -Charlie Brown",
"\"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.\" -Edmund Burke",
"\"The hen is an egg\'s way of producing another egg.\" -Samuel Butler",
"\"Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.\" -James F. Byrnes",
"\"It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.\" -Arthur Calwell",
"\"In time of war the first casualty is truth.\" -Boake Carter",
"\"As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or choice of action arise\, human science is at a loss.\" -Noam Chomsky",
"\"Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.\" -Noam Chomsky",
"\"It\'s a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.\" -Winston Churchill",
"\"Kites rise highest against the wind---not with it.\" -Winston Churchill",
"\"A fanatic is one who can\'t change his mind and won\'t change the subject.\" -Winston Churchill",
"\"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.\" -Winston Churchill",
"\"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.\" -Tom Clancy",
"\"Politicians should read science fiction\, not westerns and detective stories.\" -Arthur C. Clarke",
"\"It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.\" -Arthur C. Clarke",
"\"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God\, but to create him.\" -Arthur C. Clarke",
"\"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.\" -Confucius",
"\"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one\'s ignorance.\" -Confucius",
"\"The cautious seldom err.\" -Confucuis",
"\"Heav\'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn\'d\, Nor Hell a fury\, like a woman scorn\'d.\" -William Congreve",
"\"Always be nice to those younger than you\, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.\" -Cyril Connolly",
"\"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.\" -Robert R. Coveyou",
"\"What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.\" -Crowfoot \(Blackfoot warior and orator\)",
"\"I\'m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.\" -E. E. Cummings",
"\"The poet ranks far below the painter in the representation of visible things\, and far below the musician in that of invisible things.\" -Leonardo Da Vinci",
"\"Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence\; he is just using his memory.\" -Leonardo Da Vinci",
"\"It takes a long time to understand nothing.\" -Edward Dahlberg",
"\"Small projects need much more help than great.\" -Dante",
"\"Even if you do learn to speak correct English\, whom are you going to speak it to?\" -Clarence Darrow",
"\"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President\; I\'m beginning to believe it.\" -Clarence Darrow",
"\"It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an integrated and unitary set of explanations for my thoughts and feelings.\" -Bronwyn Davies",
"\"Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.\" -Bette Davis",
"\"I\'ll play with it first and tell you what it is later.\" -Miles Davis",
"\"Language is not only the vehicle of thought\, it is a great and efficient instrument in thinking.\" -Humphrey Davy",
"\"Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve its dignity.\" -Charles G. Dawes",
"\"Absence is to love what wind is to fire\; it extinguishes the small\, it enkindles the great.\" -Comte DeBussy-Rabutin",
"\"We don\'t like their sound\, and guitar music is on the way out.\" -Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles\, 1962",
"\"I think\, therefore I am.\" -Rene Descartes",
"\"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.\" -Rene Descartes",
"\"Minds are like parachutes\" - they only function when open.\" -Thomas Dewar",
"\"Anyone who has begun to think places some portion of the world in jeopardy.\" -John Dewey",
"\"Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.\" -Gordon R. Dickson",
"\"We owe most of what we know to about one hundred men. We owe most of what we have suffered to another hundred or so.\" -R.W. Dickson",
"\"In science one tries to tell people\, in such a way as to be understood by everyone\, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry\, it\'s the exact opposite.\" -Paul Dirac",
"\"I never deny\, I never contradict. I sometimes forget.\" -Benjamin Disraeli",
"\"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth?\" -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle \(The Sign of Four\)",
"\"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself\, but talent instantly recognizes genius.\" -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle",
"\"There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love when they no longer love each other.\" -Francois\, Duc de La Rouchefoucald",
"\"Everything that can be invented has been invented.\" -Charles H. Duell\, Commissioner\, U.S. Office of Patents\, 1899",
"\"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.\" -Will Durant",
"\"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.\" -Will Durant",
"\"I don\'t believe in pessimism. If something doesn\'t come up the way you want\, forge ahead. If you think it\'s going to rain\, it will.\" -Clint Eastwood",
"\"Just because something doesn\'t do what you planned it to do doesn\'t mean it\'s useless.\" -Thomas Edison",
"\"We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.\" -Dwight D. Eisenhower",
"\"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight it\'s the size of the fight in the dog.\" -Dwight D. Eisenhower",
"\"Some editors are failed writers\, but so are most writers.\" -T. S. Eliot",
"\"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.\" -Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell",
"\"The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.\" -Havelock Ellis",
"\"We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.\" -Epictetus",
"\"War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.\" -Desiderius Erasmus",
"\"There\'s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.\" -John Erskine",
"\"Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.\" -Susan Ertz",
"\"A signature always reveals a man\'s character\" - and sometimes even his name.\" -Evan Esar",
"\"Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it\'s in my basement...Let me go upstairs and check.\" -Escher",
"\"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.\" -Euripides",
"\"The camera cannot lie. But it can be an accessory to untruth.\" -Harold Evans",
"\"Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong.\" -David Fasold",
"\"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower.\" -Bruce Feirstein",
"\"The more you say\, the less people remember. The fewer the words\, the greater the profit.\" -Felelon",
"\"Never feel self-pity\, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.\" -Millicent Fenwick",
"\"For a successful technology\, reality must take precedence over public relations\, for Nature cannot be fooled.\" -Richard Feynman",
"\"The theoretical broadening which comes from having many humanities subjects on the campus is offset by the general dopiness of the people who study these things...\" -Richard Feynman",
"\"Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes\, only with more finesse!\" -Derwood Fincher",
"\"Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it\, chances are you wont either.\" -Joseph Fischer",
"\"Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know that right and left shoes were thought up only a little more than a century ago?\" -Bernice Fitz-Gibbon",
"\"You don\'t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.\" -Doug Floyd",
"\"It isn\'t what they say about you\, it\'s what they whisper.\" -Errol Flynn",
"\"Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.\" -Henry Ford",
"\"Whether you think that you can\, or that you can\'t\, you are usually right.\" -Henry Ford",
"\"The Law\, in its majestic equality\, forbids the rich\, as well as the poor\, to sleep under the bridges\, to beg in the streets\, and to steal bread.\" -Anatole France",
"\"The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.\" -Anatole France",
"\"I am responsible only to God and history.\" -Francisco Franco",
"\"We always love those who admire us\, but we do not always love those whom we admire.\" -Francois",
"\"In this world\, nothing is certain but death and taxes.\" -Benjamin Franklin",
"\"Well done is better than well said.\" -Benjamin Franklin",
"\"Diligence is the mother of good luck.\" -Benjamin Franklin",
"\"Experience is a dear teacher\, but fools will learn at no other.\" -Benjamin Franklin",
"\"Games lubricate the body and the mind.\" -Benjamin Franklin",
"\"Genius without education is like silver in the mine.\" -Ben Franklin",
"\"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.\" -Benjamin Franklin",
"\"Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.\" -Sigmund Freud",
"\"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.\" -Sigmund Freud",
"\"The successful revolutionary is a statesman\, the unsuccessful one a criminal.\" -Erich Fromm",
"\"The world is full of willing people\; some wiling to work\, the rest willing to let them.\" -Robert Frost",
"\"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.\" -Robert Frost",
"\"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman\'s birthday but never remembers her age.\" -Robert Frost",
"\"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.\" -Robert Frost",
"\"Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.\" -Robert Frost",
"\"Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom\" -Robert Frost",
"\"In three words I can sum up everything I\'ve learned about life\: it goes on.\" -Robert Frost",
"\"I took the road less traveled by\, and that has made all the difference.\" -Robert Frost",
"\"Hell is a half-filled auditorium.\" -Robert Frost",
"\"We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.\" -Athol Fugard",
"\"It\'s not your blue blood\, your pedigree or your college degree. It\'s what you do with your life that counts.\" -Millard Fuller",
"\"The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.\" -R. Buckminster Fuller",
"\"When I\'m working on a problem\, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished\, if the solution is not beautiful\, I know it is wrong.\" -R. Buckminster Fuller",
"\"All things are difficult before they are easy.\" -Thomas Fuller",
"\"Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.\" -J.J. Furnas",
"\"Getting divorced just because you don\'t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.\" -Zsa Zsa Gabor",
"\"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man\'s oldest exercises in moral philosophy\; that is\, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.\" -John Kenneth Galbraith",
"\"One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do not know.\" -John Kenneth Galbraith",
"\"I think it would be a good idea.\" -Mahatma Ghandi\, when asked what he thought of Western civilization",
"\"Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.\" -Mahatma Gandhi",
"\"That we can comprehend the little we know already is mindboggling in itself.\" -Tom Gates",
"\"I wouldn\'t mind dying\" -- it\'s the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.\" -R. Geis",
"\"Don\'t be afraid to take a big step. You can\'t cross a chasm in two small jumps.\" -David Lloyd George",
"\"If you can count your money\, you don\'t have a billion dollars.\" -J. Paul Getty",
"\"Believe those who are seeking the truth\; doubt those who find it.\" -Andre Gide",
"\"Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.\" -Arnold Glasow",
"\"The fewer the facts\, the stronger the opinion.\" -Arnold H. Glasow",
"\"A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go beyond the point reached by the genius of the last generation.\" -Max Gluckman",
"\"It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself.\" -Goethe",
"\"A clever man commits no minor blunders.\" -Goethe",
"\"Just trust yourself\, then you will know how to live.\" -Goethe",
"\"Man has made use of his intelligence\, he invented stupidity.\" -Remy De Gourmant",
"\"Fantasy\, abandoned by reason\, produces impossible monsters\; united with it\, she is the mother of the arts and the origin of marvels.\" -Goya",
"\"You can pretend to be serious\; you can\'t pretend to be witty.\" -Sacha Guitry",
"\"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.\" -Alex Hamilton",
"\"War will cease when men refuse to fight.\" -F. Hansen",
"\"The nice thing about egotists is that they don\'t talk about other people.\" -Lucille S. Harper",
"\"Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.\" -Sydney Harris",
"\"In times like these\, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.\" -Paul Harvey",
"\"Reason is the substance of the universe. The design of the world is absolutely rational.\" -Hegel",
"\"Experience is a good school\, but the fees are high.\" -Heinrich Heine",
"\"Don\'t ever become a pessimist\, Ira\; a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist\, but an optimist has more fun--and neither can stop the march of events.\" -Robert A. Heinlein \(Time Enough For Love\)",
"\"The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.\" -Robert Heinlein",
"\"A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.\" -Robert Heinlein",
"\"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.\" -Heisenberg",
"\"There is nothing permanent except change.\" -Heraclitus",
"\"The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.\" -Frank Herbert",
"\"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.\" -Frank Herbert",
"\"Paranoids are people\, too\; they have their own problems. It\'s easy to criticize\, but if everybody hated you\, you\'d be paranoid too.\" -D. J. Hicks",
"\"The paperback is very interesting\, but I find it will never replace the hardcover book\" - it makes a very poor doorstop.\" -Alfred Hitchcock",
"\"Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.\" -Adolf Hitler",
"\"The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.\" -Adolf Hitler",
"\"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.\" -Eric Hoffer",
"\"Hell is paved with good samaritans.\" -William M. Holden",
"\"The universe is not hostile\, nor yet is it unfriendly. It is simply indifferent.\" -John H. Holmes",
"\"Man\'s mind\, once stretched by a new idea\, never regains its original dimensions.\" -Oliver Wendell Holmes\, Jr.",
"\"Life is just one damned thing after another.\" -Elbert Hubbard",
"\"Genius may have its limitations\, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.\" -Elbert Hubbard",
"\"A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.\" -Elbert Hubbard",
"\"No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day.\" -Elbert Hubbard",
"\"When a fellow says it ain\'t the money but the principle of the thing\, it\'s the money.\" -Kin Hubbard",
"\"Nothing else in the world...not all the armies...is so powerful as an idea whose time has come.\" -Victor Hugo",
"\"There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.\" -Sigfried Hulzer",
"\"Eagles may soar in the clouds\, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.\" -Jason Hutchison",
"\"Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.\" -Aldous Huxley",
"\"Maybe this world is another planet\'s Hell.\" -Aldous Huxley",
"\"Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them.\" -Robert G. Ingersoll",
"\"It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.\" -Clive James",
"\"This life is worth living\, we can say\, since it is what we make it.\" -William James",
"\"Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.\" -William James",
"\"The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.\" -William James",
"\"God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.\" -Alfred Jarry",
"\"I\'m a great believer in luck\, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.\" -Thomas Jefferson",
"\"It is always the best policy to tell the truth\, unless\, of course\, you are an exceptionally good liar.\" -Jerome K. Jerome",
"\"There\'s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.\" -Billy Joel",
"\"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.\" -Carl Gustav Jung",
"\"An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.\" -John Junor",
"\"In the fight between you and the world\, back the world.\" -Franz Kafka",
"\"Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.\" -Henry Kaiser",
"\"Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.\" -Immanuel Kant",
"\"The more things change\, the more they are the same.\" -Alphonse Karr",
"\"The best way to predict the future is to invent it.\" -Alan Kay",
"\"Life is a great big canvas\; throw all the paint you can at it.\" -Danny Kaye",
"\"You do not destroy an idea by killing people\; you replace it with a better one.\" -Edward Keating",
"\"I would sooner fail than not be among the greatest.\" -John Keats",
"\"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.\" -Helen Keller",
"\"And so\, my fellow Americans\, ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do for your country.\" -John F. Kennedy",
"\"Forgive your enemies\, but never forget their names.\" -John F. Kennedy",
"\"In the long run we are all dead.\" -John Maynard Keynes",
"\"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone.\" - John Maynard Keynes",
"\"The Moving Finger writes\: and\, having writ\, moves on\: not all your Piety nor Wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line\, nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.\" - The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam as translated by Edward Fitzgerald",
"\"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.\" -Nikita Khruschev",
"\"Call it what you will\, incentives are what get people to work harder.\" -Nikita Khrushchev",
"\"Life is something to do when you can\'t get to sleep.\" -Fran Lebowitz",
"\"People find life entirely too time-consuming.\" -Stanislaw J. Lec",
"\"What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?\" -Ursula K. LeGuin",
"\"Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.\" -G.C. Lichtenberg",
"\"I can write better than anybody who can write faster\, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.\" -A. J. Liebling",
"\"In the province of the mind\, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.\" -John Lilly",
"\"You can fool all the people some of the time\, and some of the people all the time\, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.\" -Abraham Lincoln",
"\"If I were two-faced\, would I be wearing this one?\" -Abraham Lincoln",
"\"The little things are most worthwhile-- quiet word\, a look\, a smile.\" -Margaret Lindsey",
"\"This very moment is a seed from which the flowers of tomorrow\'s happiness grow.\" -Margaret Lindsey",
"\"Ignorance is a voluntary misfortune.\" -Nicholas Ling",
"\"Where all men think alike\, no one thinks very much.\" -Walter Lippmann",
"\"Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.\" -Jon Lithgow",
"\"Slow and steady wins the race.\" -Robert Lloyd \(The Hare and the Tortoise\)",
"\"I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.\" -John Locke",
"\"If it can\'t be expressed in figures\, it is not science\; it is opinion.\" -Lazarus Long",
"\"It takes less time to do a thing right than explain why you did it wrong.\" -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow",
"\"The average person thinks he isn\'t.\" -Father Larry Lorenzoni",
"\"The most merciful thing in the world ... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.\" -H. P. Lovecraft",
"\"There are two words for everything.\" -E.V. Lucas",
"\"No good deed goes unpunished.\" -Clare Boothe Luce",
"\"Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible\" - or even sinful\" - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!\" -Dr. Paul MacCready Jr.",
"\"It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved.\" -Niccolo Machiavelli",
"\"There is nothing more difficult to take in hand\, more perilous to conduct\, or more uncertain in its success\, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order to things.\" -Niccolo  Machiavelli",
"\"It is better to be feared than loved\, if you cannot be both.\" -Niccolo Machiavelli",
"\"The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.\" -Karl Marx",
"\"Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.\" -W. Somerset Maugham",
"\"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.\" -William G. McAdoo",
"\"A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.\" -Peter McArthur",
"\"In the arithmetic of love\, one plus one equals everything\, and two minus one equals nothing.\" -Mignon McLaughlin",
"\"Don\'t be so humble\, you\'re not that great.\" -Golda Meir",
"\"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.\" -H. L. Mencken",
"\"Legend\: a lie that has attained the dignity of age.\" -H. L. Mencken",
"\"Oh\, how fine it is to know a thing or two.\" -Moliere",
"\"A wise man sees as much as he ought\, not as much as he can.\" -Montaigne",
"\"When we try to pick out anything by itself\, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.\" -John Muir",
"\"Anyone who isn\'t confused really doesn\'t understand the situation.\" -Edward R. Murrow",
"\"How glorious it is\" - and also how painful\" - to be an exception.\" -Alfred de Musset",
"\"My loathings are simple\: stupidity\, oppression\, crime\, cruelty\, soft music. -Vladimir Nabokov",
"\"The bigger the real-life problems\, the greater the tendency for the discipline to retreat into a reassuring fantasy-land of abstract theory and technical manipulation.\" -Tom Naylor",
"\"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is\, of course\, in a state of sin.\" -John von Neumann",
"\"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.\" -Flower A. Newhouse",
"\"The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be able to correct them.\" -Kimon Nicolaides",
"\"Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual. -Friedrich Nietzsche",
"\"And if you gaze for long into an abyss\, the abyss gazes also into you.\" -Friedrich Nietzsche",
"\"What does not destroy me\, makes me stronger.\" -Friedrich Nietzsche",
"\"Without music life would be a mistake.\" -Friedrich Nietzsche",
"\"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.\" -Robert Oppenheimer",
"\"I am become death\, shatterer of worlds.\" -Robert Oppenheimer \(after witnessing the world\'s first nuclear explosion\)",
"\"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I\'m not there\, I go to work.\" -Robert Orben",
"\"Big Brother is watching you.\" -George Orwell",
"\"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.\" -George Orwell",
"\"To be loved\, be lovable. -Ovid",
"\"I like to browse in occult bookshops if for no other reason than to refresh my commitment to science.\" -Heinz Pagels",
"\"When we are planning for posterity\, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.\" -Thomas Paine",
"\"Wise men make proverbs\, but fools repeat them.\" -Samuel Palmer",
"\"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.\" -Ellen Parr",
"\"The eternal silence of these infinite spaces frightens me.\" -Blaise Pascal",
"\"If all men knew what others say of them\, there would not be four friends in the world.\" -Blaise Pascal",
"\"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very\, very clever ones.\" -John Peel",
"\"Once a man indulges himself in murder\, very soon he comes to think little of robbing\; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and sabbath-breaking\, and from that to incivility and procrastination.\" -Thomas De Quincey",
"\"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.\" -Franklin Delano Roosevelt",
"\"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one\'s work is terribly important.\" -Bertrand Russell",
"\"Most people would sooner die than think\; in fact\, they do so.\" -Bertrand Russell",
"\"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.\" -Francois Sagan",
"\"Hell is other people.\" -Jean-Paul Sartre",
"\"What\'s in a name? That which we call a rose....\" -William Shakespeare \(Romeo and Juliet\)",
"\"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world\; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.\" -George Bernard Shaw",
"\"There\'s only one me\, and I\'m stuck with him.\" -Robert L. Stanfield",
"\"The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist and also that it was flat. Today they are still arguing about whether the world exists\, but they no longer dispute about whether it is flat.\" -Vilhjalmur Stefansson",
"\"To those who think that the law of gravity interferes with their freedom\, there is nothing to say.\" -Lionel Tiger",
"\"Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.\" -Henrik Tikkanen",
"\"The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write\, but those who cannot learn\, unlearn\, and relearn.\" -Alvin Toffler",
"\"Art is not a handicraft\, it is the transmission of feeling the artist has experienced.\" -Leo Tolstoy",
"\"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.\" -Leo Tolstoy",
"\"If you want to be happy\, be.\" -Leo Tolstoy",
"\"I always wanted to be somebody\, but I should have been more specific.\" -Lily Tomlin",
"\"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.\" -Lily Tomlin",
"\"The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win\, you\'re still a rat.\" -Lily Tomlin",
"\"No doubt\, a scientist isn\'t necessarily penalized for being a complex\, versatile\, eccentric individual with lots of extra-scientific interests. But it certainly doesn\'t help him a bit.\" -Stephen Toulmin",
"\"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.\" -Harry S. Truman",
"\"As long as your going to be thinking anyway\, think big.\" -Donald Trump",
"\"Once all struggle is grasped\, miracles are possible.\" -Mao Tse-tung",
"\"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.\" -Martin Tupper",
"\"Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.\" -Herbert Westren Turnbull",
"\"Familiarity breeds contempt\" - and children.\" -Mark Twain",
"\"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.\" -Mark Twain",
"\"Man is the only animal that blushes\, or needs to.\" -Mark Twain",
"\"It\'s not the size of the dog in the fight\, it\'s the size of the fight in the dog.\" -Mark Twain",
"\"Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.\" -Mark Twain",
"\"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that\, but the really great make you feel that you\, too\, can become great.\" -Mark Twain",
"\"A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.\" -Lao-Tzu",
"\"Opportunities multiply as they are seized.\" -Sun Tzu",
"\"Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.\" -Peter Ustinov",
"\"Use what talent you possess\: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.\" -Henry Van Dyke",
"\"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.\" -Gore Vidal",
"\"Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.\" -Voltaire",
"\"It is not enough to conquer\; one must learn to seduce.\" -Voltaire",
"\"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.\" -Voltaire",
"\"A witty saying proves nothing.\" -Voltaire",
"\"Indeed\, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.\" -Voltaire",
"\"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right\, he usually has a son who thinks he\'s wrong.\" -Charles Wadsworth",
"\"Seven days without laughter makes one weak.\" -Mort Walker",
"\"Being on the tightrope is living\; everything else is waiting.\" -Karl Wallenda",
"\"One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that\, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists\, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull\, but also just stupid.\" -James Watson",
"\"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.\" -Thomas Watson\, Chairman of IBM\, 1943",
"\"There\'s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.\" -Bill Watterson\, \"Calvin and Hobbes\"",
"\"I have realized that the past and future are real illusions\, that they exist in the present\, which is what there is and all there is.\" -Alan Watts",
"\"You need to learn to be happy by nature\, because you\'ll seldom have the chance to be happy by circumstance.\" - Lavetta Sue Wegman",
"\"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.\" -H. G. Wells",
"\"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.\" -H.G. Wells",
"\"Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.\" -Katherine Whitehorn",
"\"We dissect nature along lines laid down by our native language. Language is not simply a reporting device for experience but a defining framework for it.\" -Benjamin Whorf",
"\"There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about\, and that is not being talked about.\" -Oscar Wilde",
"\"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else\'s opinions\, their lives a mimicry\, their passions a quotation.\" -Oscar Wilde",
"\"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.\" -Oscar Wilde",
"\"Only the winners decide what were war crimes.\" -Gary Wills",
"\"The mind has exactly the same power as the hands\: not merely to grasp the world\, but to change it.\" -Colin Wilson",
"\"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.\" -Frank Lloyd Wright",
"\"The truth is more important than the facts.\" -Frank Lloyd Wright",
"\"I have an existential map\; it has \'you are here\' written all over it.\" -Steven Wright",
"\"Do\, or do not. There is no \'try\'.\" -Yoda",
"\"As a final incentive before giving up a dificult task\, try to imagine it successfully accomplished by someone you violently dislike.\" -K. Zenios",
"\"I\'ll sleep when I\'m dead.\" -Warren Zevon ",
"\"Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.\" -Anon.",
"\"All serious conversations gravitate towards philosophy.\" -Ernest Dimnet, What We Live By",
"\"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do.\" -Ralph Waldo Emerson,\"Self Reliance\"",
"\"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.\" -Socrates",
"\"The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.\" -Jonathan Swift",
"\"Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.\" -Ludwig Wittgenstein ",
"\"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.\" -Aristotle",
"\"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.\" -F. Scott Fitzgerald",
"\"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.\" -Don Herold",
"\"Great minds think alike.\" -Anon.",
"\"We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.\" -Buddha",
"\"The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.\" -Sir Winston Churchill",
"\"Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open.\" -Lord Thomas Dewar",
"\"Nurture your mind with great thoughts.\" -Benjamin Disraeli",
"\"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.\" -Robert Frost",
"\"Our mind is capable of passing beyond the dividing line we have drawn for it. Beyond the pairs of opposites of which the world consists, other, new insights begin.\" -Hermann Hesse",
"\"What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call \"thought\".\" -Hume",
"\"When all men think alike, no one thinks very much.\" -Walter Lippmann",
"\"I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.\" -John Locke",
"\"Thinking\: The talking of the soul with itself.\" -Plato",
"\"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.\" -Plutarch",
"\"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.\" -Jerry Seinfeld",
"\"The mind has exactly the same power as the hands; not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.\" -Colin Wilson",
"\"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.\" -Arthur C. Clarke",
"\"Everything that can be invented, has been invented.\" -Charles H. Duell, 1899",
"\"For a smart material to be able to send out a more complex signal it needs to be nonlinear. If you hit a tuning fork twice as hard it will ring twice as loud but still at the same frequency. That\'s a linear response. If you hit a person twice as hard they\'re unlikely just to shout twice as loud. That property lets you learn more about the person than the tuning fork.\" -Neil Gershenfeld, When Things Start to Think, 1999",
"\"Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.\" -Aldous Huxley",
"\"The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life.\" -John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Inaugural Address",
"\"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.\" -Frank Lloyd Wright",
"\"Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today\'s jobs with yesterday\'s tools.\" -Marshall McLuhan",
"\"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.\" Note\: This is a paraphrase from the ancient Hindu text, the Bhagavad Gita. -J. Robert Oppenheimer, On the invention of the atom bomb",
"\"Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.\" -Anon.",
"\"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.\" -Aristotle",
"\"Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself.\" -Henry Ward Beecher",
"\"Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning.\" -Hesiod, Works and Days",
"\"Real excellence and humility are not incompatible one with the other, on the contrary they are twin sisters.\" -Jean Baptiste Lacordaire, Letters to Young Men",
"\"Success will not lower its standard to us. We must raise our standard to success.\" -Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr.",
"\"There ought to be so many who are excellent, there are so few.\" -Janet Erskine Stuart",
"\"God is in the details.\" -Mies van der Rohe, \"New York Times\", August 19, 1969",
"\"As to diseases, make a habit of two things - to help, or at least, to do no harm.\" -Hippocrates, Epidemics ",
"\"Never trust a computer you can\'t throw out a window.\" -Steve Wozniak",
"\"Fall seven times, stand up eight.\" -Japanese Proverb ",
"\"If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that ... I believe in what I do, and I\'ll say it.\" -John Lennon",
"\"The artist belongs to his work, not the work to the artist.\" -Novalis",
"\"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things.\" -Woody Allen",
"\"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.\" -Archimedes, Pappus of Alexandria",
"\"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.\" -Rene Descartes",
"\"Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems.\" -Rene Descartes",
"\"Every good communist should know that political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. -Mao Tse Tung",
"\"He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.\" -George Orwell",
"\"I think it is all a matter of love\: the more you love a memory, the stronger and stranger it is.\" -Vladimir Nabokov, Strong Opinions",
"\"Everything has been figured out, except how to live.\" -Jean-Paul Sartre",
"\"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.\" -Carl Sagan",
"\"When you make the finding yourself - even if you\'re the last person on Earth to see the light - you\'ll never forget it.\" -Carl Sagan",
"\" Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.\" -Carl Sagan",
"\"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.\" -Ziggy ",
"\"Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud.\" -Sophocles",
"\"The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.\" -Linus Pauling", 
"\"It ain\'t over \'till it\'s over.\" -Yogi Berra",
"\"To die, to sleep -- To sleep, perchance to dream, ay there\'s the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause; there\'s the respect That makes calamity of so long life.\" -William Shakespeare, Hamlet",
"\"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.\" -William Shakespeare, \"Hamlet\"",
"\"This above all; to thine own self be true.\" -William Shakespeare",
"\"Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.\" -Chinese Proverb",
"\"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.\" -Chinese Proverb",
"\"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.\" -Chinese Proverb",
"\"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life.\" -Chinese Proverb",
"\"With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.\" -Chinese Proverb",
"\"Sour, sweet, bitter, pungent, all must be tasted.\" -Chinese Proverb",
"\"Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality.\" -Frank Herbert",
"\"Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.\" -Frank Herbert",
"\"If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.\" -Frank Herbert",
"\"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.\" -Frank Herbert, Dune,\"Litany Against Fear\" 1965",
"\"Time is money.\" -Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Tradesman",
"\"Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.\" -Benjamin Franklin ",
"\"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.\" -Benjamin Franklin",
"\"You may delay, but time will not.\" -Benjamin Franklin",
"\"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.\" -Albert Einstein ",
"\"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"I want to know all Gods thoughts...all the rest are just details.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"There are only two truly infinite things\, the universe and stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality\, they are not certain and as far as they are certain\, they do not refer to reality.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Before God we are equally wise and equally foolish.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Curiosity has its own reason for existence.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel\, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\" The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Learn from yesterday\, live for today\, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Everything should be as simple as it is\, but not simpler.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Reality is merely an illusion\, albeit a very persistent one.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.\" -Albert Einstein ",
"\"He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"The important thing is not to stop questioning.\" -Albert Einstein ",
"\"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don\'t do anything about it.\" -Albert Einstein ",
"\"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I\'m not sure about the former.\" -Albert Einstein ",
"\"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.\" -Albert Einstein ",
"\"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.\" -Albert Einstein ",
"\"Insanity\: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That\'s relativity.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.\" -Albert Einstein ",
"\"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.\" -Albert Einstein",
"\"If you divorce Capital from Labor, Capital is goarded, and Labor starves.\" - Daniel Webster",
"\"Great minds discuss ideas\, average minds discuss events\, small minds discuss people.\" - Eleanor Roosevelt",
"\"Great minds think independently\, not alike.\" -Unknown",
"\"All truth passes through three stages. First\, it is ridiculed. Second\, it is violently opposed. Third\, it is accepted as being self-evident\" - Arthur Schopenhauer",
"\"Pity Miss Grubman. She is a victim of our culture if ever there was one. How was she to know that it was impermissible to run over white trash?\" -Michael Kelly, Washington Post",
"\"...and it\'s only the giving that makes you, what you are\" -Ian Anderson & Madelyn");